I'm craving bear. Edward, let's hunt.

[looks a little grumpy]

I don't care if they talk. I'm tired of boring food.

Alice. I can't believe I'm saying this out loud... I need new clothes.

[He literally facepalms before sighing and looking at the camera.]

Hey, Jasper, Edward? Wanna go hunting? I'm so freakin' bored. No X-Box makes Emmett a dull boy.

( Private to Rosalie )